Later Sunday Evening

okso this is what Paul said to me tonight:

"We need to buy some porn."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were watching a film with some love scenes in it. Apparently he was uh...stimulated. And decided if we view more fornication it could spice up our sex life.

Jesus. And I thought it was ME that had sex on the brain.

We have a date to go buy porn this week. Me being me, I suggested we also buy some toys.

Ok this is about as graphic as I can get. Thank god for this blog.

I can't believe I'm telling you this, but we also discussed bringing a third person into the equation.

WHAT have we been smoking???

Then P, riding the sexual freedom wave, said let's get some bl**.

I will report back, should we decide to go there. I would trust Paul on this. I COULD have done this in Africa but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, it was just Brad Pitt and F.